I burnt my breakfast again this morning
Watched my toaster ignite in flames
Outside the rain is pouring
There's no ignoring
This'll be no ordinary day
My car died on the way to work
I cursed watching it roll into a ditch
After getting rearended by a jerk
My blood is boiling
This is no ordinary day
I split my jeans as I tripped down the stairs
Now the world can see my striped underwear
Life at times doesn't seem fair
There's no denying
This is no ordinary day
I came home to dog shit on the floor
Didn't realize till my foot felt the warmth
Don't think I can take much more
I feel like crying
This is no ordinary day
A pipe broke halfway through my shower
Soap's burning my eyes it figures
This days been such a downer
I should be praying
This is no ordinary day
My head to the pillow I try and sleep
Until my bed frame breaks onto the floor
I laugh until I weep
All this is disgusting
This was no ordinary day